To Catch a Predator

If you are mugged in Barca,

and don't know what to do,

call upon la policía,

and allow them help you.

Even at one in the morning, they

will jump to assist,

to make the mugger pay,

while you sit there both scared and pissed.

Two weeks later,

out of the blue,

policeman asks "Can you come? ear-

ly morning will do."

At the photo line up,

you immediately see the thief,

behind carrie you duck,

(she came with you to hit on the investigation chief).

The bad man goes to jail!

although, he I could not hit

justice did prevail

enjoy karma, you little shit.